I'm a simple dog as long as I get heaps of attention and food I like (by the way, my favourite is chicken). My parents say I am a bit finicky with food (I'm not really, but they have to win one occasionally). At home I have all the creature comforts, so no complaints—I have heaps of toys that I look after well and don't like anyone touching. My garden is a source of delight, but I am not allowed to chase lizards or dig up Mum’s stuff. I have friends next door that I love to chat with over the fence, but I don't like it much when they visit. Being a poodle, it is my duty to like cheese—all types, but my favourite is d’Affinois, a soft, creamy, strong ... (sorry, got a bit carried away).
I have complained about the new factory because my old one had a lovely outdoor area and this one doesn't, so I spend less time at work than I used to. I have everyone trained to pick me up or play with me when I want, so our staff are great. If anyone is having a bad day or is sad, I love to cuddle them, and I have been found to be quite absorbent on occasion. I do have a spot of bother remembering where I am, and feel like I have to bolt and bark when the doorbell rings. Don't see what the problem is, they expect me to do it at home. The best part is when kids come in, I love them—bigger ones, that is; the smaller ones are a bit dangerous. On the whole, life is good!